There won’t be any deals this year on wild caught salmon. The run of chinook salmon in the Sacramento river this year was second smallest in recorded history, and officials will probably ban the fishing of these delicious, delicious fish along the entire West Coast. So if you want to grill up a salmon steak or two this summer, be prepared to pay upwards of $30/pound.
Even if all fishing of this species is halted, it will take years for the population to bounce back. But scientists aren’t even sure the salmon will come back, because the spawning grounds are increasingly inhospitable to the homesick fishies. Just for fun, let’s count the ways we’re killing off the salmon! (More after the jump…)
1) Over fishing means we’ve outpaced the salmons ability to reproduce!
2) Destruction of habitat by logging, damming, and pollution means the salmon have no place to go to spawn!
3) Global warming means the natural warm and cold water currents are being disrupted, confusing the salmon on their way back to spawning grounds!
4) Lemon, olive oil and capers make the salmon so delicious that we can barely resist killing them!
5) Forcing salmon into unfair recording contracts!
The Salmon Dance from We Are The Night by The Chemical Brothers.


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Offsprung Columns
Oh Ben this is near and dear to my heart, having worked in and around salmon conservation for 5 years.
We're also killing the fish because of hatchery grown fish - they are hatched and raised as itty bitty babies, then released out in the wild. Hatchery fish lessen genetic diversity, and compete with wild salmon for food out in the ocean.
Then there are the dreaded farmed salmon. In addition to putting commercial fishermen/women/robots out of work, farmed salmon in British Columbia have been exposing the wild fish to sea lice. EW!