Us Weekly likes to say celebrities are just like us. I like to say celebrities are just like us, but with worse judgment. And what better way to begin my new gig posting about adventures in celebrity parenting here on Offsprung than by going right to the source–baby names? Sure, you already know about Apple and Moses. But what about Speck, Moxie, and Pilot?
See if you can match the bad child name to the lame celebrity parent(s). Answers after the jump.
Kids:
A. Moxie Crimefighter (girl)
B. Audio Science (boy)
C. Pilot Inspektor (boy)
D. Ruby Sweetheart (girl)
E. Harlow Kate Winter (girl)
F. Speck Wildhorse (boy)
G. Scout LaRue (girl)
Parents:
1. Jason Lee
2. Demi Moore and Bruce Willis
3. John Mellencamp and Elaine Irwin
4. Penn Jillette
5. Tobey Maguire and Jennifer Meyer
6. Nicole Richie and Joel Madden
7. Shannyn Sossamon
Answers: A/4; B/7; C/1; D/5; E/6; F/3; G/2
Tags: baby names, bruce willis, demi moore, jason lee, joel madden, john mellencamp, nicole richie, penn jillette, shannyn sossamon, tobey maguire


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