Monday, May 19th, 2008 comments 8 comments

Game: Match the Celebrity Baby Names

Us Weekly likes to say celebrities are just like us. I like to say celebrities are just like us, but with worse judgment. And what better way to begin my new gig posting about adventures in celebrity parenting here on Offsprung than by going right to the source–baby names? Sure, you already know about Apple and Moses. But what about Speck, Moxie, and Pilot?

See if you can match the bad child name to the lame celebrity parent(s). Answers after the jump.

Kids:
A. Moxie Crimefighter (girl)
B. Audio Science (boy)
C. Pilot Inspektor (boy)
D. Ruby Sweetheart (girl)
E. Harlow Kate Winter (girl)
F. Speck Wildhorse (boy)
G. Scout LaRue (girl)

Parents:

1. Jason Lee
2. Demi Moore and Bruce Willis
3. John Mellencamp and Elaine Irwin
4. Penn Jillette
5. Tobey Maguire and Jennifer Meyer
6. Nicole Richie and Joel Madden
7. Shannyn Sossamon

Answers: A/4; B/7; C/1; D/5; E/6; F/3; G/2

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Tell us what you think!

(34 days ago)

Who is Shannyn Sossamon?

(34 days ago)

Actress and DJ (hence the kid name). She was in "A Knight's Tale" with Heath Ledger and "40 Days and 40 Nights" with Josh Hartnett.

(34 days ago)

Lilit - this should be a fun new column...and it should make us feel smart instead of lazy like GX's!

(34 days ago)

It said 5 comments, but here are 3 comments. My head asplode.

(34 days ago)

I got every one of those right. That's embarrassing. Also, just last night we watched Wristcutters: A Love Story starring Shannyn Sossamon.

(34 days ago)

THAT'S what her name is... she named her kid Audio Science? I may have to reconsider my girl crush. Sheesh.

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