by flea Saturday, May 3rd, 2008  3 comments

Shopping Spree.

Look at this vibrator, would you?

Isn’t it fetching? It’s from luxury website Charles & Marie, and it’s so pretty it seems a shame you can’t show it to your Nanna. Well, maybe you could. I myself cannot.

I haven’t tried it, myself, so I can’t vouch for it being worth the $129.00 price tag. I wouldn’t say no to experimenting with it if arrived wrapped in a basket and left on my front door step, though. It’s so pretty!

However, since our economy is circling the drain, I would have to think a better investment would be the good old Hitachi Magic Wand.*

The Hitachi lasts for flipping ever. One of my customers bought a Hitachi from me, and she said the only reason she did so was because her old Hitachi died. After twenty years. Twenty years! Did you click on that link? They’re selling it for $39.95. The Hitachi is like a jackhammer. It will beat an orgasm right out of your body if it has to. Don’t like that much stimulation? Wrap a blanket around it or cover it with a pillow. It’s much easier to make a strong vibrator softer than it is to make a soft vibrator strong.

In this economy, orgasms may be the only awesome thing we can experience that’s still free. Seems like a worthwhile investment.

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*Do you know why I used this photo? Because, well, doesn’t it look like one of her nipples is planted squarely in the middle of her chest, like some oddly titillating sexual Cyclops? If you enlarge the photo, however, it turns out to be the letter C. Too bad. It was such an interesting photo.

Filed under Shopping/Toys, Vibrators.