Tuesday, August 19th, 2008 comments 15 comments

Guinea Pigs Take on All Comers

Uncle Bobby's WeddingA few weeks ago I reported on the first challenge to Uncle Bobby’s Wedding, a children’s book featuring two gay guinea pigs who marry.

Last Saturday, library director James LaRue, who wrote a sensitive, balanced response to the initial challenge, reports that a second patron has challenged the book and asked for its removal from the Douglas County Libraries in Colorado. The new patron argued that “the topic of a gay wedding is inappropriate because same sex marriage is illegal in 48 states, and specifically, in Colorado.” She also said “she knows at least 100 people ready to fill out a petition against the book.”

LaRue wrote back to point out that the setting of Uncle Bobby’s Wedding is unknown, so we don’t know if it occurs in a place where marriage of same-sex couples is illegal. He also stressed that it would be impossible for librarians to be familiar with all Colorado laws and to review each potential library acquisition to determine if any of the characters violate those laws. He explains:

Thousands and thousands of our books feature true or fictional tales of murder, robbery, kidnapping – all of which violate Colorado laws. . . . The story of Robin Hood, in which a thief and robber is regarded as a hero, would also be forbidden.” I concluded that the principle, in general, would be impossible for libraries to apply.

LaRue then offered to meet with the woman and the 100 people who agree with her. He notes that while she views this as a matter of a library advocating for a perspective she opposes, he says “it’s about the role of the public library as common and neutral ground, as a steward of public funds to represent all of the public. It’s a fair topic, and certainly deserving of community discussion.”

He also said the woman could appeal his decision to the library Board, or submit the petition and let him respond to it. He views this as an organized effort, but says, “I don’t know yet where it goes from here.”

Trying to ban books because the characters do something that violates state law? I’d like to think any court would see this for the absurdity that it is. (As one of the commenters on my original Mombian blog said, if you apply that logic, you’d have to ban the Bible.) In a way, it’s heartening if this is the best argument the ultra-right can come up with. I’m realistic enough, though, to bet that this is going to be a nasty fight. I’ll keep you posted as the story develops.

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(34 days ago)

Thanks for the update on this. LaRue must have the patience of a saint.

The new grounds for opposition are absurd. I can't think of many books worth reading that don't have some kind of ethical dilemma involving illegal acts. The Bible, as you mentioned, would be out the door, as would just about anything about the civil rights movement, Gandhi, the Underground Railroad. . .

(34 days ago)

This is how I end up with freshman who are livid when they encounter something they don't agree with. Their parents have sanitized the world for them and the mere existence of a play about gay people makes them incapable of functioning. Particularly when I tell them that this is college, this is the assigned text, and they will be graded on having read it.

(34 days ago)

McGlory - I was in an Honors Seminar class about the intersection of Scripture and culture. It was team-taught by members of our film dept, philosophy and religion depts, and a lit prof. Great class. Anyway, we had to watch a few films, one of which was Breaking the Waves. A student's mother intercepted the syllabus, watched the movie herself, and called the professors. Among the gems of the conversation was her wailing that "the children in the class must be subjected to nudity." Her son was a senior and 21 years old. I was 29 - and seriously pissed that she considers me a child. The profs told her there were no children and that one student was a mom in her late 20s. She then took offense that someone that old and worldly was in an honors class with her baby. Her son attempted to insult me by calling me a "secular humanist and a liberal."

(34 days ago)

That sounds like a fantastic class. Minus the insane parent and her poor child. And wow, you must have been smarting from that insulting secular humanist label for days.

(34 days ago)

Excellent logic on the opposition's part.

Guess what. If you don't like the subject of a book, you don't have to check it out from the library. And if your child brings it home, put on your big girl/boy pants and explain things to him or her.

Easy for me to explain as the mother of a two year old, but seriously folks. Have we become that intolerant as a society?

(34 days ago)

HRH - yep.

(34 days ago)

This woman clearly has too much time on her hands.

(34 days ago)

thanks for the update. it's good to know my baby is being protected from the forces of evil gay guinea pigs. at least in colorado.

i love that larue's rejoinder is that we don't know where the book is set- i can only imagine: "well, we're unsure about the exact location of the burrow where the wedding took place. we imagine it was somewhere with dirt, but we can't be sure."

(34 days ago)

What ticks me off most about all this is when people say some children are "too young" to learn about LGBT families. Heck, my son's been in one since he was born. Knowing he has two moms doesn't seem to be a concept he can't handle.

(And because you raise the point, Kommishoner: The guinea pigs in the story have their wedding in a sunny green field. I guess they've "come out of the burrow.")

(34 days ago)

there are numerous crazy laws still in existance:

http://www.helium.com/items/174681-unusual-laws-that-remain-in-us-state-codes-despite-being-outdated

including:
In Texas it is illegal to conceal an ice cream cone
In Baltimore Maryland it is illegal to take a lion to the theater

lol.....the future of what you can write about in children's books is bleak indeed it you follow the flawed logic that just because gay marriage is illegal in 48 states it should not be in a kids book

(34 days ago)

Great post and comments. It's also nice to see that despite the heliocopter parents' attempts at total content control, younger generations are more tolerent. At least they poll that way.

We have 3 Toot & Puddle books out from the library right now, 2 guys living in a cozy cottage in Woodcock Pocket who like to make each other special gifts! I've never heard any backlash to that. Or The Owl and the Pussycat who sail for a year and a day before they get married. The library is chock full of offensive material, that is if you're looking to be offended.

(34 days ago)

LOL!

>> 2 guys living in a cozy cottage in Woodcock Pocket who like to make each other special gifts!

(34 days ago)

marriage between two guinea pigs of the same sex is illegal in Colorado?!? Don't those legislators have better things to do?

(34 days ago)

I say we outlaw the Grinch Who Stole Christmas. After all, it graphically depicts breaking and entering, burglary, identity theft/fraud, and animal abuse, which are illegal in all 50 states.

I went through a library struggle in the past. My mother donated a copy of a book that I got when I was about five to my elementary school library. It was a basic illustrated science book that explained how our bodies work. So there were bits about the immune system (showing a cartoon drawing of a cut on a finger with germs and white blood cells duking it out--my favorite picture in the book), the circulatory system, and, ZOMGWTFBBQ!!! the reproductive system. It seems that the matter of fact statement that sperm from a man's testicles fertilize an egg in the woman after the sperm passes through a penis into a vagina/uterus/fallopian tube was too much for some parents. It's not like it was the "sex ed" lesson from Monty Python's Meaning of Life or anything, and it didn't have pictures of porn stars or engorged tingly parts.

Asshattery.

(34 days ago)

>>sperm from a man's testicles fertilize an egg in the woman after the sperm passes through a penis into a vagina/uterus/fallopian tube

Wait, isn't that illegal?

And to the point of "too young to learn about LGBT families" -- I had a long conversation with my nearly-three-year-old just this week about all the different kinds of families in the world. I did forget to mention anything about guinea pigs but, that fine point aside, NOT ONCE did he ask me what, if anything, any of the people we talked about do in bed together.

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