I'm a mother, soon to be father, gringa, lesbo, Afro Jew. I love biking. I wrote a book: My Miserable, Lonely, Lesbian Pregnancy. You can buy it today anywhere or go to my website and buy it there and check me out: www.andreaaskowitz.com. I'm Mama La Gringa here at Offsprung. I also produce Lip Service, the coolest, literary scene South of NYC. It's true stories out loud. Check out www.lipservicestories.com for our next date and submission deadline.