I am frolicking about as bst I can on Facebook, and I'm finding myself frequently befuddled. I know that people are writing on my "Wall," but I can't find it. I don't know how to join a group of Cowboys, and I've only just figured out how to use Flair.

I am confounded by technology. And I suspect that I suffer from exposure to...McCAINIUM.

Anyone else have instances of this?

I don't even have a Facebook page because it frightens me. And it sounds like a lot of work.

Well you certainly have a wall CPF (and I know this because I finally just figured out who the hell you are in real life yesterday). It's down near the bottom of your profile - after your Super Wall. Are you in your profile while you are looking for it or int he little "home" feed mode?

And although you may have flair, you aren't displaying your flair. You have to go in to the pieces of flair, click on the small tab in the Pieces of Flair box that says "My Flair" and then click on your little pieces of flair to put them on your virtual peg board. At this point you can move the flair around and organize it, save and publish the changes.

No, Sadie--don't help me! I don't WANT to know more about technology! I am comfortable with my mistrust of the internets! That is the truly insidious effect of McCAINIUM!

your wall is on your profile. go to your page and look for the "wall" header. also you can look at the little icons under your photo, hover over them and they will tell you what they are. click on the one for the wall and it will jump to that part of your page. "the wall" section might be minimized, so all you have to do in that case is expand it by clicking on the header.

Hey CPF! I think there are some kids on your lawn!

I am now going to bombard you with every application I can find on facebook.

CPF, it's a wall, not a truck. You can't just dump a lot of stuff on it. You have to use the tubes part better. I think that's your problem.

McCainium is priceless, BTW, did you coin that yourself? I like it almost as much as NeoConFuckery.

Crumudgeon much, CPF? Just kidding. I love that someone I know only through the miracle of technology has such an aversion to it. Button and Crazylimebaby are so gonna school you.

And I am still pouting over the fact that Facebook is now blocked at work. Hmph!!!!!

I was forced on facebook at the beginning of July and I can't figure it out.
All I really want to know is if I hit ignore on someone I don't want to be "friends" with (you never liked me in highschool so why would I let you see pictures of my kids now?) do they know?

PBM, I have skipped middle age to became a developing codger.

McCainium. Almost like meconium. Spread the word.

KC, according to the young'uns here at work, it doesn't show as being ignored... at least that's what they tell me...

Oh, and McCainium, priceless!

Gah! I totally forgot your rad baby flair!

Love "McCainium." Gonna steal it, CPF. How can you be so clever with newborn sleep-deprivation?

I have been meaning to make a FaceBook page for such a long time. We could work on it together.

I absolutely refuse to be on facebook. I feel that the willing surrender of my privacy outweighs the potential benefits. I also don't feel I need more ways to fritter away time on the internet :-)

And I'm a frakking webmaster, professionally.

My mom friended me on Facebook. That kinda freaked me out. It was two separate worlds colliding.

Unrelated to my mom's friending me, I think i'm going to make my profile private, if I can figure out how to do it.

I did have a dear friend of mine from childhood, whom I hadn't seen in 16 years, find me though Facebook. My married name was in my grandma's obit, which my friend saw, otherwise she'd have never known how to look for me.

When they forced me to sign up they (my sister in law and my husband's cousin's wife...there was alcohol involved...big surprise) set the privacy things to the highest level so no one can see my stuff unless I let them in. It's kind of funny though that all of the people I'm friends with are already people I talk to regularly...ish..I did find one old friend from university.

I think the privacy settings were somewhere on the profile stuff - again, there was alcohol involved...