What happens when one uses a translation program to write an ad on Craigslist. Funny.

While searching for a house to rent - in a college town where the dorms are full - I came upon this ad. I really hope that the person who wrote this was either a non-native speaker of English or was wielding a thesaurus without a license.

 Rather than link to the ad, here's the funniest part of the text:

 This admirable 3 bedroom house has great curve appeal, reflecting the inside where you can find: Beautiful Title ceiling shipped from Europe. Granite bathroom countertop. Jacuzzi tub with heat. Huge family room. Wall to wall carpeting in all 4 bedrooms living room, and in the hallway

What the hell is a "title ceiling" ? Curve appeal? And can a house be "admirable"?

 I think I'm gonna like this town.