This blogger did a "what The Simpsons taught me about food" article. Hilarious! http://cheaphealthygood.blogspot.com/2008/07/cutting-calories-and-saving-doh-25.html

She doesn't mention my personal favorite, and I don't remember the episode, but Marge tells Lisa that she feeds a family of 4 on an absurd number, like $12 a day. Lisa questions that and Marge says, "I've been stretching your farther's meatloaf with sawdust for years." Classic.

Is your favorite not mentioned in the article? Please share...

They got mine right off the bat. It's always been "You don't win friends with salad."

We often sing that song around my house. And I NEVER bring salads to potlucks for this simple reason.

I haven't yet checked out the article, but I'm guessing that the one if you rub a piece of food and it turns clear, that's your "window to weight gain."

Oh my god, there are so many missing!

How about:
Lisa: What do you do if anyone wants non-alcoholic beer?
Apu: You know, it's never come up.

"A Jolly Rancher is not a sprinkle!"

And "Do you have any of that beer with candy floating in it? You know, Skittlebrau."

CJRW, haha! I love the second one. "Ok, just give me a six pack and a couple of bags of skittles."

"First you get the suugaarrrr. Then you get the money. Then you get the wiiiiiimen."

We often use (from the "You don't win friends with salad" BBQ), "It's just a little airborne. It's still good! It's still good!" And "Don't worry! I have enough gazpacho for everyone!"

"Tomato soup served ice cold!"
"Go back to Russia!"