Nap!

or a beer...or a glass of wine...or a quickie...and a nap. But most of all, goddammit, I'm tired.

oh most of all I want a nap. opps

kid who will take a nap.

And a nap.

And a beer.

free wedding planner so I can't stop doing all this looking around and a mango margarita.

a break from these children! AlphaGeek is STILL at work. *sigh*

to not have to buy bigger clothes for when I go back to work. *Sigh* I will be shopping soon, but I sure hope I don't have to stay in them more than a couple more months.

Kiwi - theknot.com is awesome and will give you lots of ideas PLUS a countdown calendar thingy so that you can be sure that you're getting everything done in time.

I want a break from my kids and a babysitter so that my husband and I can go on a date (it's literally been over a year since our last date) and maybe have some post-date freaky sex and I WANT SCHOOL TO START. LIKE NOW. ALL HAIL SCHOOL.

I want a competent customer service representative. Just one, working somewhere, ready to deal with my call.

DB - I was an excellent CSR. I may not be able to help you with your problem, but at least I'd be friendly. You're welcome to call me. I'll type on my computer and tell you I'm sorry for the inconvenience. (And I know that doesn't really help, but maybe I made you laugh?)

I want a nap too.

I want a midwife, willing to do a homebirth, for tricare or for free.

And a nap.

Insurance and medical billers actually working together and not requiring me to be the glue that keeps it together.

margarita

spa treatment

babysitter

and another margarita

My four year old to sleep...

Handyman.

That could be read the wrong way, but coming up with the right plans for this garage shelf I am planning is harder than I thought.

A solid six hours of sleep, without hearing "Mama! More nursey! Other side!"

Massage!!!

Oh Danica- I totally understand! I finally had to night wean our little one just after his second birthday. I had been nursing for 4 1/2 years and tandem nursing for 2 years. I just finally needed to to get some sleep at night. It took a few months for him to get the message that the all night buffet was closed. I still have him asking to nurse just about every night starting around 3-ish until about 6ish when I finally have to agree that yes the sun is technically up. I feel for you. I have been there for sure.

Michael- I want a handyman too. But not for garage shelves.

storage shed. 4 cubic metres would do.

also want my baby to get well again.

and fially, someone who taped the opening ceremony.

Lady Grey, I feel you on the new clothes. I just had to go through that. It sucks.

Thanks for the support, sasychica! Most nights aren't too bad, but a few up every hour or two nights in a row can turn me into a crazy person.

I want some type of frozen, fruity liquorish type drink that looks like it could use a paper umbrella but is served in a martini glass. I'd like a few of those, actually.

Then, I will take some Dramamine and go to bed.

Of course, this would require the presence of another adult in the house. Which is not an option right now. *sigh*