"If there was a super hero that was naked, and he shot webs from his penis, now that would be awesome!"

Oh yeah, that was quoted from my 5 year old.

Well that made my day! My 6 month old recently discovered the wonder of his junk and today's bathtime was particularly exasperating. Do I wash a baby chubby or try to look away? I'm conflicted!

Oh baby junk. Max loves running around naked. Today he ran into the room with morning wood and I had to explain that it was his penis' way of saying 'go potty Max!'

Yeah, I'm a super hero and I shoot magic webs...that's what my husband said...

During the summer months the little boys have been having a lot of "naked time". The youngest will sometimes even nap naked...it's really creepy to be laying next to a sleeping toddler with a giant woody. We don't nap naked anymore. I have also had to explain several times to the little boys that they cannot "sword fight" with their penises...and I find myself saying "keep your penis to yourself!"

sasy, I have the same conversation with mine. It's just a bit exasperating, and also hilarious.

And for a fun anecdote: In the mornings A wakes up around 6:30 to use the potty. He'll announce very loudly, go sit on it, and then Mr. S will help him clean up when he's done. Now, Mr. S sleeps naked, and most mornings he doesn't bother to put anything on before he goes to help A. Well, last Friday Mr. S goes to help him and A gets a good look at a grown up set of equipment. And then A, very loudly, says "Daddy, your pee pee is very big. I have a pee pee too, but it's small. Yours is very big." I was laying in the bed cracking up and Mr. S came back to bed with the biggest grin on his face. It was hilarious.

SOOOO glad i have a girl.

Bap2, I vote wash the chubby. It's easier to get in the crevices than when it's down, I say.

I find that wiping a chubby is easier, too. Our bath times are at night, so in the morning wood time, he just gets baby wiped. Especially being #2 has a little extra skin down there. I think I've said too much.

my five and seven year old girls insult eachother by saying:

girl 1: "You have a great big willy."
girl 2: "No yours is bigger, you have a great big willy that reaches right down to the ground!!"

it is so funny that they are insulting eachother by saying they have big penises

Wow. Polterwang.