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Spray On Condoms

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(34 days ago)

http://www.bust.com/blog/2008/08/19/spray-on-condoms.html

Yes, they're nearly there, an inventor is trying his best. ‘The prototype, which began testing last year, consists of a hard plastic tube with nozzles that spray liquid latex from all directions, much like the water jets in the tunnel of a car wash.’

the hiccup is that at present it takes too long to dry. It just makes me laugh, can you imagine doing it while inebriated, it would be a bit like making a big mess with one of those cans of spray cream!!

(34 days ago)

It seems like a good idea but I'd be paranoid about him either missing a spot or being too lightly coated.

(34 days ago)

Must be hell on the pubes.

(34 days ago)

@kiwibttrflyty

yeah, or what if he stood too near the radiator and inadvertently melted like a candle?

@wookie
lol...good point
Houston I think we have a problem

(34 days ago)

that sounds like a recipe for fun (or funny disaster).
latex finger!
latex banana!
latex cucumber!
latex broomstick!
(umm, okay i'm out of phallic-shaped things that could be latexed).

(34 days ago)

Anyone else have visions of silly string?

(34 days ago)

@GG
yeah reminds me of silly string
if anything this spray on technique would be even more of a passion killer than a regular condom
or one would laugh so much one would lose one's ardor

(34 days ago)

As a male, I must say this seems like the dumbest idea. I would never ever EVER want to use something like this. What's wrong with a regular rain coat?

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