Say Hello To My Little Friend
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AD, I am delighted by your new friend. He is adorable, and I say that as a longtime puppet connoisseur myself.
However, for the love of god, please don't use that g-word as a noun in connection with crafts and handwork. G**dness. It is a terrible abomination sweeping the internet and only we can be a bulwark against its tweeness ENGULFING ALL OF HUMAN DISCOURSE.
Thank you.
I love puppets. We just went and saw a puppet show yesterday. I too would have asked to keep Wardy with me.
Is Wardy going to get his own blog column too? What would the title be? Expostulations of Fuzz? It's A Lint Thing?
he's very cute, AD.
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