I had the weirdest dreams last night. Lots of them, too. One really odd one involved the anti-Sadie (a girl from high school) all grown up and visiting me at my dad's beach cabin with a fiance who reminded me of Frasier's brother from the show. Then there were strange children sleeping over and a cousin, who wasn't really my cousin.

When we left the beach, for reasons I don't get, my cousin and I took the boat instead of the car and rowed off to a dock somewhere in the middle of the Puget Sound. I'm not sure what we were doing on the island we landed on, but while we were there our little row boat sunk. We tried to get it back up, but it wouldn't budge - so we swam across the freezing ass cold PS to a bigger town. In this town we wondered in to a bar where she claimed to have seen her friends. The friends included Howard Hesseman and he was crazy drunk and slobbering all over himself and everyone who came his way. He wanted to give me a hug - which was creepy - but I obliged. Then I sat down and began to drink a beer. This is when my cousin wondered in to a closet to fuck one of the guys at the bar that she knew - weird, and not at all like her!

Everyone but me left. I sat there drinking my beer - because evidently I was afraid to leave her at this bar with the crazy dude she was screwing in the closet. That's when her mom came in (but of course she wasn't actually my aunt she looked an awful lot like Paula Abdul - and there is an inside family joke with my brother that probably made it so. Anyway, she's looking for her daughter and finds her in the closet no longer in the middle of things, thank goodness because Aunt Paula Abdul would have freaked. This is when we had a long conversation about how stupid my cousin was for doing said weird dude in the bar closet. She said, "Don't worry I won't get pregnant, even if we didn't use protection."

That's when I woke up.

Any weird dreams coming in to your minds late at night lately? I blame mine on the medicine I'm on.

OK, clearly that should have been wandered, but like I said my head is in a fog and I'm doing, saying and dreaming weird things!

Dude, that totally sounds like a pregnancy dream.

Thankfully, it is not a pregnancy dream or James in PDX would be in serious trouble :)

Wow. I'm not sure whether I should make a WKRP or a "Head of the Class" joke here. Depends on how old you are, I guess.

My strangest dream lately was when I dreamt that JM and I had sex in the wee hours. When I woke up, it turns out she had had THE SAME DREAM. Weird, huh?

Did Howard, at any time, yell "Booger"?

It was totally a WKRP moment PF. And I would hope that at the very least, when you woke up and realized this you made each other's dreams come true :)

T-Rex, he was too drunk. He looked like one of those really drunk drunks who is no longer of this world but rather in another dimension entirely - trapped deep inside their own sad sad little world.