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What Toy Do You Most Want To Smash With A Sledgehammer?

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Alternadad (34 days ago)

My nomination:

Share yours here.

CrazyPlateFace (34 days ago)

Dick Cheney. If he was a toy.

Or not. I'd make an exception.

Herasmus B. Dragon (34 days ago)

AD, that link requests me to login to administer your blog.

ruth (34 days ago)

Same here AD, bad link.

And any Elmo toy that talks, laughs, sings or otherwise makes a sound would get my vote.

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